Happy birthday Beyoncé! 4 reasons we will always pledge allegiance to the Queen

Date September 4, 2015

A photo posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) on Aug 21, 2015 at 4:15pm PDT

As you should already know, today is Beyoncé’s birthday. To celebrate her “34th,” we’ve come up with the top 4 reasons that we love the pop icon. (If you’re thinking that 4 seems like a strange number for a roundup, you obviously have a lot of general Beyoncé knowledge to brush up on.)

While rumours about her personal life are always swirling, and reports of her uh, non-human tendencies are getting crazier than ever, we’ll forever remain loyal to her. Happy birthday to Bey and here’s to a hundred more (she’s immortal, duh).

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Her hair.

She tries new things sometimes (for like two seconds) but the caramel highlights and the massive curls have been pretty consistent throughout her career. Like a true Texas girl, Bey knows that bigger is better.

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Her Tumblr.

A couple of years ago, we were fortunate enough to be offered carefully curated glimpses of Beyoncé’s life and we’ll forever be thankful for that gift. A series of photos of Beyoncé, by Beyoncé. #blessed

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Bodysuits.

Who wears pants less often than Bey? Literally no one! Name one person. You can’t.

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She’s the ultimate troll.

After 15 years in the spotlight, Beyoncé’s personal life began to unfold last year with the now-infamous elevator fight. What did she do immediately after it happened? Post photo after photo of everyone looking happy and drunk in love. Here is one of Beyoncé and Jay in an elevator, because this is Beyoncé’s world and we’re all just living in it.